Whelp, it’s April Fools Day. The whole internet has gone topsy turvy, so we figured it’s a great day to introduce one of our sillier ideas - The Human Printer! That’s right, a real live human will draw out your photo.

Pay only $5 and send us your photo. Our Human Printer (with no discernable drawing skills - we’ve checked) will turn your photo into a “print.”

• Approx. 8.5 x 11 inches
• Sharpie ink of whatever color our human printer fancies at the moment
• Standard issue notebook paper with blue lines + one red one
• Three holes on the side for trapper keeping and fringe to boot
• Folded, stuffed into an envelope and dropped into a mailbox